Being Bavarian
There's a bit in one of the MST3K episodes where Frank starts wearing lederhosen and blowing an Alpine horn. "For one brief, shining moment, I wanted to be Bavarian? Is that so wrong?"
Not sure why that's in my head, but it's been more fun than some of the other stuff going around. And hey, since it worked for Kevin, now would be a good time to ask questions if there's something you want to know. Speak, puny humans.