You don't know that chimney
Spider-Man comic remixes
Go there now. This is my favorite so far.
It is quiet at my work as all the coworkers are at a conference. It is not quiet in Iraq or Turkey, where bombs have killed almost a hundred people and wounded three hundred.
But that's a sign that they're desperate. Because, as David Cross reminds us, they hate our freedom. Freedom-haters. (Why they don't hate the freedom of other, arguably more free countries, that's too hard a question for the president to ask.)