Message from the abbotoir

You should read this post from Iraq. But don't do it before bed.

The other day NPR had an "undecided voter" who could not tell a difference between Bush and Kerry. (Never mind that this guy was basically a Republican who just happened to vote for a Democrat once, which in NPR's mind must make him a swing voter or something.) Reading stuff like this, I have to wonder: how fucking stupid do you have to be to be undecided at this point? Can you tell the difference between applesauce and plutonium? Ionic plasma from the sun's corona and a Bose-Einstein condensate? Your ass from a hole in the ground?