Good news, everybody!

They're going to do the Hubble repair mission!

Tons of new optics, new gyroscopes, a new lease on life for one of the best astronomical platforms we have.

I'm off to the Midwest for a vacation this weekend, so here is a life lesson from Patton Oswalt. (Who incidentally is starring as the voice in next summer's Pixar film. I wonder if that was because of his comedy routine about the gravy pipe.)

CARING IS…

According to this sign I saw at a middle school in San Francisco,
“Caring is thinking with your heart.”

It’s true! Here are some other interesting facts about emotions and feelings:

Jealousy is hating with your asshole.

Sharing is letting your heart act like a faggot.

Paranoia is screaming through your vestigal tail.

Terror is getting an erection with your liver.

Joy is dreaming with your taint.

Patriotism is making cupcakes with your nutsack (yes, this also applies to you, ladies).

Boredom is yawning with your farts.

Excitement is farting with your eyes.

Confusion is your bladder having an argument with your confidence.

Happiness is your brain masturbating about how good your hair looks.