The most important television program... ever.

Jon Stewart went out to appear on CNN's Crossfire, and he gave Tucker Carlson the reaming he so richly deserves.

CARLSON: I do think you're more fun on your show. Just my opinion.

(CROSSTALK)

CARLSON: OK, up next, Jon Stewart goes one on one with his fans...

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show.

And PBS gave Tucker his own show. Between that and NPR's continued employment of Cokie Roberts or Juan Williams or Barbara Bradley-Haggerty, it's a wonder they still think they can get any of my money during pledge drives.