Novelty use only

My friend Courtney once worked in a porn shop in the south, where the... um... mechanical aids were illegal to sell except for novelty use. So every vibrator and phallus in the place had a sticker proclaming Novelty use only.

That's what immediately came to mind when I saw this Gizmodo review of a Cybernetic Bong. It's got adjustable temperature, the smoking chamber is illuminated by blue LEDs, and it can vaporize the crap out of any plant matter. So yeah, it's for quitting smoking.

Went to the DMV today, where it only took me an hour to get a new license. There's a huge difference between the old and new licenses, but at least now I look like my ID, which hasn't been the case for two years.

Also went to Hannah Bea's for lunch. You should go there. Hopefully they will have the banana pudding when you go, as it is ambrosia. Ambrosia, I tell you.