Warp Factor Love
Kevin pointed this out to me and I must admit that it's pretty damn catchy. Now watch Paramount ruin it. JUST WATCH.
He also pulls a daily double by mentioning this great rant about old-school Republicans.
My original point was -- Republicans used to be the guys who put the brakes on this shit. A sad chuckle, a little head shake. "Who's going to pay for this?" they'd say, frowning over national budgets. "Where are the facts? The research?" They'd take out their little red pens and buzzkill our little dreams of nationalized health care or solar-powered windmills or maglev trains, and then go back to banning pornography while secretly screwing around on their wives.
Genius stuff. Not as genius as Warp Factor Love or Beppo the Space Monkey, though.