Her best work was in The Professional when she was 12

One of the first things I read this morning is this story at postmodernbarney about a new V for Vendetta movie. Starring NATALIE PORTMAN.

This about like the rumor I kept hearing about a "funny" Green Lantern film starring Adam Sandler. Only they've got a poster.

In lighter news, I got to hear Ted Kennedy and Joe Biden grill the hell out of Gonzales this morning, so that was kinda fun. OK, it's not lighter news since I'm not terribly sure a guy who sees no problems with torture is a good candidate for pet store owner, let alone the lawyer for all of the United States.