The Giant Fighting Robot Report

I am dubious. (I am metal.) I am stainless. I am milk in your plastic.

Sunday, February 27, 2005

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File under: Earth, destruction of.

Tegan points to How to Destroy the Earth. Which, while not totally complete is very interesting from a... clinical point of view.

In the event of a power failure and I cannot procure additional reaction mass from one of your primitive human reactors, I suppose I could try these ancient nuclear reactors hidden in African mountains. Oh, wait. I see that the reactors are offline today due to a lack of materials.

Not a single Oscar has gone to a robot, nor is there a robot-related category. Not even in the Razzies. The Academy should rethink this for next year.