Somebody Bush can relate to

What Would Dick Think? (WWDT) points out that the Bush administration is hiring a 9-year-old kid to go out and stump for their plan to destroy Social Security.

Ask the kid about what's new in LEGO Bionicle, but about a crisis that doesn't exist? It's totally Cousin Oliver.

Of course, as somebody on Atrios said, look out for Ted McGinley to join the cast and then you'll know time is up.