Naughty or nice?
Fred Hembeck has a fabulous collection of Santas up on his site.
My favorite may be the Bizarro Santa at the bottom of the page, though. "Me give presents to bad children! Good children get coal! Bizarro Santa eat Rudolph for dinner!"
Spent last night moving heavy printing equipment with a friend. He was trying to talk me into getting a press myself, but there's no place in the house for one. We could barely fit the washer and dryer down--I don't think an industrial typesetter will make it either.