Nah, what you really need is more bitching about cameraphones

John Rogers could save the movie industry if only somebody would listen to him.

Because I will tell you right now, right here, how to get people to go back to seeing movies in theaters. Without disruptive technology. Without theater upgrades. All for, oh, $4.65 an hour per screen.

I will now save your industry:

Hire. Fucking. USHERS.

It goes on from there and you should read the whole thing. He's a wise man.

I would also mention that maybe making movies that didn't suck might also help. Larry the Cable Guy, for example. WHY THE FUCK DID THAT GET MADE? I believe that may be a worse score than Catwoman, which is quite an accomplishment.

Finished watching the season finale to Battlestar Galactica over the weekend, which was simultaneously painful and glorious to watch. Though how I will wait for October for Season Three is a bit of a mystery--on the other hand it's almost April right now.

I think I may have missed the two-year anniversary of this blog. Either that or it's coming up again. Huh.

[Edit] I continue to confuse Mark Rogers (author of the Samurai Cat books) with John Rogers (author of many things, one of them cat-related)