Why I should not get up at 5 am

Woke up this morning with a start about 5:10 am. This is not good.

I post the following transcript from my favorite BBS in the world as an example why:

Wednesday, June 2nd 2004 06:14:57 AM, from Styrofoam

A friend of mine bought an El Camino. When he was describing it, he mentioned the big ass engine, the flat black paint job, the big fat tires, the tinted windows, and the bullet holes. To a man, everybody that heard about it thought that bullet holes were the coolest option EVER. Which is
kind of odd, as that seems like it should be a turnoff to the general populace.

I kind of want to know if there's Yogi/Boo Boo slash out there. Or any involving that dog and his son that were also in the laff-o-lympics.But not enough to actually look. Because I'm scared that it might be there.

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Wednesday, June 2nd 2004 06:22:46 AM, from Stephen

We could always write it for you.

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Wednesday, June 2nd 2004 06:28:19 AM, from Styrofoam

I don't want it. A mention of slash the other day made me wonder if there was any pairing of characters in the pop medium that have escaped the treatment- and those were the candidates that popped into my head as 'least likely', I'd hope.

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Wednesday, June 2nd 2004 06:31:08 AM, from Beaucoup Fish

"Yogi woke up one morning with a big bear erection..."

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Wednesday, June 2nd 2004 07:09:06 AM, from Jet Jaguar

"Oh Doggie Daddy, I've been a bad little boy."
"Oh son of mine, you know I'm going to have to spank you! A-ha-cha-cha-cha!"

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Wednesday, June 2nd 2004 07:12:57 AM, from Navy Vet

...as Yogi bent Boo-boo over the picnic basket, the Ranger slowly unbuckled his belt...

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Wednesday, June 2nd 2004 07:20:03 AM, from Tsaiberia

*cowers*

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Wednesday, June 2nd 2004 07:18:01 AM, from Jet Jaguar

Blue Falcon put a restraining hand on Ranger Smith's arm. "Let my friend here show you why he's called Dyno-Mutt."

A robotic dog in a cape extended his flexible neck from the mouth of the cave. "OK, BF! Here goes! I call this my 'Overfiend Mode!'" Robotic tentacles extended toward Boo-Boo, who quivered with anticipation.

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Wednesday, June 2nd 2004 07:21:07 AM, from Navy Vet

Damn.

We all need intensive therapy, or something.

I fear the guest appearance of Snagglepuss.

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Wednesday, June 2nd 2004 07:25:02 AM, from Jet Jaguar

"Bukkake! Stage left!"

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Oh, and enabled Blogger comments again, though I know they are not everyone's favorite.