Outdoor grilling? Bah!

Note the prize in this contest in Finland.

An Estonian couple has carried off the gold medal in the world wife-carrying championships in Finland.

20 year-old Madis Uusorg ran through sand, waded across waist-high water and scrambled over timber logs to win the prize of a portable sauna.

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The prize includes the "wife's" weight in beer but the portable sauna cabin is only big enough for one.

The man just won 48 kilos of beer for two minute's work. Now think about that while you blow up illegal fireworks or char-broil meat or whatever you do to celebrate this day of freedom.