You got your Cylon in my Iron Man costume...

Kevin and I combine Battlestar Galactica and Ultimates. (Possible minor spoilers for tonight's episode...)

DougBot
>Who knew a shot of a toaster could be SO STRESSFUL?!??!

BeaucoupKevin
>WHERE IS SHE?
>The Cylons are probably gang-raping her with those little metal fingers.
>Wait. Mark Millar isn't writing it.

DougBot
>If Mark Millar were writing it, Starbuck would have had to fly that ship with
>her Kegels.

BeaucoupKevin
>And she would have said "DOES THE A ON MY FOREHEAD STAND FOR CYLON?"

DougBot
>YOU BOW DOWN TO THIS BOOZE BOTTLE!
>AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED, THIS BOOZE IS A VIPER PILOT!