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Friday, April 15, 2005

Best review ever

I'm eagerly awaiting the release of LEGO Star Wars. There was a review on your Internets that I enjoyed, which read something like:
Playing LEGO Star Wars is an if-then equation: If, upon unleashing your lightsaber and force-pushing your way past droids that split into a mess of LEGO bits, you are not all smiles and best described as giddy, then you are an old turd.

One does not want to be an old turd, does one? Just say no to being Bantha fodder.