Yarrr. Just, yarrrrrrr.

Yar, it be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Tis a pity 'twere not tomorrow, for that is me usual drinkin' time with me crew. Perhaps it need to be "Talk Like A Pirate Year," if we had the corporate-sponsored time of Infinite Jest. The Year of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

There be at least one meetin, today. We'll see if some pirate-speakin' can liven it up. Perhaps I shall take me cue from Martha the cat, who is a MIGHTY PIRATE.