Sneeze and you'll lose it

The new iPod nano is cute and cool and makes me go squee the way most Apple products do, but man. I'm afraid that if I looked at it funny, it would shatter into a kajillion pieces.

And AppleCare probably won't cover looking damage.

What I really want is a Newton II that's a cellphone, plays music, and runs OS X. Plus comes with a free poney and won't raise my taxes.