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Colorado, August 30, 2005. Not content with gutting funding for disaster preparation, shipping 3,000 Louisiana National Guard troops to Iraq, and giving stump speeches while the worst natural disaster in American history erases an entire town, the President also sang a very poor rendition of "The Devil Went Down To Georgia."

The libretto for the operatic version of "The Pet Goat" must have been unavailable.