I value stability in an application...

Hey Josh, if you're having trouble getting your coworkers to switch to Linux, make them watch this short film.

American Taliban member Pat Robertson is now backing off of his death threats for Hugo Chavez, democratically-elected leader of a foreign country.

"Is it right to call for assassination? No, and I apologize for that statement. I spoke in frustration that we should accommodate the man who thinks the U.S. is out to kill him."

Maybe he thinks that because YOU JUST CALLED FOR US TO KILL HIM YESTERDAY.

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism looks better and better all the time.