By brightest day,

By blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power,
Green Lantern's LIGHT!

Ain't It Cool News (no way I'm linking to that dumb bastard's page) says that Jack Black has signed a deal to play Green Lantern. As a comedy.

Aaron has been saying that this was originally pitched as an Adam Sandler idea, so you can just imagine how great it will be. Think Catwoman bad, I am guessing. Ugh.

(By the way, Hal Jordan's slogan there was courtesy of Alfred Bester via Julius Schwartz. Rest in peace, Julie. I'm kinda glad you didn't have to see this fakakta thing.)