Fair and balanced

The Onion infograph from last week points out all the things about Fahrenheit 9/11 that were wrong. For example:

Insinuates that Iraqi civilians don't like to be killed.

It's very hot in Portland today. I have a suspicion somebody was going through my desk while I was gone, and I spent a chunk of today trying to calculate what a home equity loan would do for us.

I must be getting into middle age. I think I know how escrow works, even.