The Giant Fighting Robot Report

I am dubious. (I am metal.) I am stainless. I am milk in your plastic.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Probe data

Meatbag scientist Doppler studied the effects of wave propagation and velocity change. Human astronomers have used these techniques to salvage probe data from Huygens. (Note to organic scientists: next time, turn on the switch that relays data to your orbiter.)

Your Google people make a very useful map. I am convinced that they are not actually humans, but fellow killbots in disguise. Note that unlike some robots, I do not transform into a mundane object to hide. Hiding is for sissy robots.